Non-Compliance Fines: Where's My Money?

Rules are meant to be broken, but not when it comes to fines.

Fine #1: $1000 - Excessive use of Comic Sans

Repeatedly using the most hated font of the 90s.

Read more about this egregious offense.

Fine #2: $500 - Exceeding 3am work hours

Staying up late, burning the midnight oil, and still managing to make it look effortless.

Read more about the dangers of slacking off.

Fine #3: $200 - Using a company credit card for 'research'

Pretending it's for 'business expenses' when really it's for 'cat videos'.

Read more about the perils of corporate credit abuse.

Take your case to the Non-Compliance Appeals Committee!