Our ninja squad is not like other ninja squads. We're not stealthy, we're not deadly, but we're still kind of cool.
We specialize in the art of doing normal things, like making sandwiches and watching reruns of 'The Great British Baking Show'. We're the ninjas your aunt would invite to Thanksgiving dinner.
Our motto? 'We may not be ninjas, but we're ninjas of a certain normalcy.'
Want to contact us? Try our Contact Form, or if you're feeling particularly bold, our secret password portal.