Normal Socks, Boring Socks Patterns

Because Who Needs Fashion, Right?

Here at the Institute for Sock Research and Development, we're proud to present our collection of Monotonic Stripes, Alternating Blocks, and Plain Old Solid Colors. Our team of expert sock scientists have spent years studying the intricacies of the most unexciting, yet somehow still sort-of-interesting patterns.

But wait, there's more! Our Occasional Doodles collection features the occasional splash of color, just to remind you that we're not completely soulless.