Welcome to the Sprouts Notation Manual, where we document the intricacies of the infamous Sprouts notation system. A system so complex, so convoluted, so utterly bewildering.
Sprouts notation is a system of abstract notation used by the enigmatic Dr. Emily Sprout to describe the intricacies of her infamous underground mushroom farm. The system involves a series of arcane symbols, each representing a unique aspect of fungal biology.
For example:
You should care because understanding Sprouts notation can grant you access to the hidden world of fungal mysticism. It's a world of wonder, of awe, of existential dread.
Or, you know, it's just a bunch of arbitrary symbols on a page. Your call.
To begin your journey into the world of Sprouts notation, start by downloading the manual and workbook.