Step 1: Pretend to be interested in things you're not
Step 2: Develop a strong opinion on something you know nothing about
Step 3: Use the phrase "I'm just keeping it real" to justify your lack of effort
Step 4: Wear clothes that are slightly worse than the last person you're trying to be cool like
Step 5: Make fun of people who actually are cool, just to fit in
Step 6: Spend hours taking selfies to prove to yourself that you're still relevant
Bonus Step: If someone asks you what's in your wallet, say "Oh, just some receipts."
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