How to Be Cool Without Actually Being Cool

Step 1: Pretend to be interested in things you're not

Step 2: Develop a strong opinion on something you know nothing about

Step 3: Use the phrase "I'm just keeping it real" to justify your lack of effort

Step 4: Wear clothes that are slightly worse than the last person you're trying to be cool like

Step 5: Make fun of people who actually are cool, just to fit in

Step 6: Spend hours taking selfies to prove to yourself that you're still relevant

Bonus Step: If someone asks you what's in your wallet, say "Oh, just some receipts."

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