THE MEANING OF LIFE: A SPONGE'S TALE

According to the great Sponge Philosopher, the meaning of life is not to be found in the depths of the ocean, but in the pores of a good sponge.

• It's not just about soaking up the knowledge, it's about letting it drain away.
• It's not just about being a vessel, it's about being a sponge.

For more insights into the sponge's existential crisis, visit:

• Absurdities of Sponge Hood
• Sponging as a Metaphor

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try:

• Sponges in Space