Nowheresville is a town so unremarkable, it's almost invisible. The streets are paved with apathy, the buildings are held together with rusty twine, and the residents are all secretly trying to be anywhere else.
Want to know more about our thrilling history? Click here to learn about the time we almost had a parade, but it was cancelled because it was on a Tuesday.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, take a walk down Nowheresville's Aisle, where the shelves are stacked high with nothing in particular.