Temporal Tai Chi for the Time-Displaced

Lost in the timestream? Don't worry, friend! Our Temporal Tai Chi classes are here to help you find your way through the ages.

Join us for a series of exercises designed to help you:

• Flow like water through the fabric of time
• Unravel the mysteries of the chrono-spectrum
• And avoid being squashed by an overabundance of temporal paradoxes

Class schedule:

• Time Travel Tips 101
• Dealing with Chronal Accidents
• Paradox Prevention Techniques

Class sizes are limited, so don't wait! Sign up now and avoid being stuck in the past.