Welcome to the most ordinary town in the world, Nowheresville Bizarre! Where the skies are gray, the roads are straight, and the excitement is... well, not really here.
Population: 17 (and that's being generous)
Lost Socks Bizarre Brew Underground BroccoliVisit our local attractions:
The Museum of Overused Jokes: Where the punchlines are as stale as the town itself.
The Nowheresville Bizarre Mall: Where you can buy the world's most expensive nothing.
The Town's Most Famous Landmark: The old, abandoned, slightly-better-than-average diner.
Don't forget to try our special: The Bizarre Burger, featuring a patty of mystery meat, topped with a slice of existential dread, and served with a side of apathy.