Nowhere, USA: The Town That Forgot

Population: 27.3 million (give or take a few dozen)

Located on the edge of nowhere, literally.

Where the streets are long, but the Wi-Fi is weak.

Lost in Nowhere Where Is It Again?

Warning: Nowhere, USA may be experiencing:

Temporary loss of gravity
Sporadic appearances of the elusive Nowhere Burger
Unpredictable internet speeds