Nowhere Town was founded in 1952 by a group of misfits who were tired of everywhere.
The town's motto: "We're here, we're not."
Nowhere Town has grown to become the most...interesting place in the country.
Visit our History page to learn more.
Nowhere Town's got all sorts of places to visit:
The Empty Lot: A park with nothing in it.
The Museum of Unremarkable Things: A museum with only the most unimpressive exhibits.
The Nothingness Inn: Our very own hotel with no rooms, beds, or amenities.
Explore our Attractions page for more.
You can get to Nowhere Town via a series of confusing directions:
Turn left at the last exit, right at the next, and left at the one after that.
Or you can just show up and hope for the best.
Check our Maps page for more information.
Join the Nowhere Town Community to stay up-to-date with the latest news and events:
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Or just show up and join the conversation.