In the depths of Nowheria, the fabric of reality is woven from the threads of probability.
When you gaze upon this page, your consciousness becomes inextricably linked with the quantum fluctuations of the Nowherian void.
The more you stare, the more you will realize that your very perception of reality is being manipulated by the capricious whims of the Nowherian gods.
Don't worry, it's not like Schrödinger's Cat has already been here, eating all the cheese...