Loopy Physics 101

Welcome, brave adventurer, to the realm of Loopy Physics! Here, time is not just a linear concept, but a wobbly, jiggly mess.

In this esteemed institution, we're not just studying the laws of motion, we're experiencing them firsthand.

Loopy Physics 101 is not for the faint of heart. Are you ready to have your mind blown by the infinite paradoxes of the timestream?

Course Outline:

• Kraaken the Timestream
• Gravitational Chaos Theory
• Quantum Quizzery

Don't worry, we won't make you choose between them. We'll just send you on a LOOP of learning, and you can figure it out as you go.

So, buckle up, buttercup! It's time to enter the time-space continuum of Loopy Physics!