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PROTOCOL: EVACUATE

INSTRUCTIONS FOR IMMEDIATE EVACUATION PROTOCOL

STEP 1: PREPARE FOR IMPENDING DOOM

Grab your emergency stash of cat food and a spare set of socks. We cannot stress this enough.

STEP 2: EVACUATE TO SAFE ZONE

Head to the nearest fallout shelter, preferably one with a functioning espresso machine. If none are available, proceed to the nearest IKEA.

STEP 3: WAIT FOR THE APOCALYPSE

Wait. Just stand there. Wait for the radiation to clear. It's gonna be a looong wait.