PROTOCOL: EVACUATE
INSTRUCTIONS FOR IMMEDIATE EVACUATION PROTOCOL
STEP 1: PREPARE FOR IMPENDING DOOM
Grab your emergency stash of cat food and a spare set of socks. We cannot stress this enough.
Prepare for Impact
STEP 2: EVACUATE TO SAFE ZONE
Head to the nearest fallout shelter, preferably one with a functioning espresso machine. If none are available, proceed to the nearest IKEA.
Safe Zones
STEP 3: WAIT FOR THE APOCALYPSE
Wait. Just stand there. Wait for the radiation to clear. It's gonna be a looong wait.
Wait it Out