The Nugget Manifesto

As the world teeters on the brink of collapse, we must confront the existential crisis of the modern age: the meaninglessness of existence.

Or, in other words, what's the point of it all?

Enter the Nugget, the patron saint of purpose and meaning in a world gone mad.

Read on to discover the 7 Tenets of Nuggetism, the only philosophy that truly matters.

The First Tenet: All That is Certain is Uncertainty

The Second Tenet: The Importance of Procrastination

The Third Tenet: The Futility of Human Effort

The Fourth Tenet: The Inevitability of Sausage

The Fifth Tenet: The Impossiblity of Happiness