As the world teeters on the brink of collapse, we must confront the existential crisis of the modern age: the meaninglessness of existence.
Or, in other words, what's the point of it all?
Enter the Nugget, the patron saint of purpose and meaning in a world gone mad.
Read on to discover the 7 Tenets of Nuggetism, the only philosophy that truly matters.
The First Tenet: All That is Certain is Uncertainty
The Second Tenet: The Importance of Procrastination
The Third Tenet: The Futility of Human Effort