Null Device Troubleshooting

Warning: Do not attempt to use this page if you are not experienced in null device troubleshooting.

Step 1: Check the Null Device's Power Cord

Make sure the power cord is properly inserted into the wall outlet and not just dangling in mid-air.

Step 2: Consult the Null Device's Instruction Manual

The manual is hidden in a drawer labeled "Do Not Open" in the kitchen.

Step 3: Call a Null Device Specialist

They will arrive in a black helicopter.

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Whirring Noise

The null device's whirring noise is caused by the null device's internal null-gear.

To fix, simply apply some WD-40 to the gear and it should quiet down.

Fix Whirring

Glowing

The null device's glowning is caused by the null device's internal glow-gear.

To fix, simply replace the glow-gear with a new one.

Fix Glowing

Tilt Shift

The null device's tilt shift is caused by the null device's tilt shift gear.

To fix, simply apply some lubricant to the tilt shift gear and it should shift back into place.

Fix Tilt Shift

Manual

The manual is located in a drawer labeled "Do Not Open" in the kitchen.

It contains the following pages:

• Page 1: How to fix a null device
• Page 2: How to fix a null device's whirring noise
• Page 3: How to fix a null device's glowning
• Page 4: How to fix a null device's tilt shift

Fix Manual

Specialist

A specialist will arrive in a black helicopter to fix your null device.

They will wear a white jumpsuit and a black helmet.

Do not approach them, they are highly trained and may cause you to experience a null-gasm.

Fix Specialist