Cookie Policy: We're Not the Cookie Monster

Nullius the Benevolent does not collect your cookies, but if we did, we'd probably just eat them all ourselves. We're not judging you, though. Our cookies are just really good, okay?

We use cookies to improve your browsing experience, which is just a euphemism for "we're trying to sell you stuff." But hey, it's for the greater good, right?

By using this site, you agree to our cookie policy, which is just a fancy way of saying "you're not getting any cookies from us, but we'll still try to sell you some."

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Disclaimer: We're not actually benevolent, we're just a bunch of weirdos who like bright pink and harsh lines.