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The Ominous Sequence: Reading 3 of 5

Welcome to the Ominous Sequence, where the fabric of reality is unraveling faster than a bad haircut. You're reading reading 3 of 5, and things are about to get weird.

As you navigate the sequence, be on the lookout for:

Unreliable narrators
Events that defy explanation
The creeping sense of dread that settles in your stomach like a cold pizza slice

Next up: Reading 4: The Point of No Return

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous: Alternate Realities - where the rules of physics don't apply, but the coffee is always terrible

And don't even get me started on Paradoxical Bread - it's a whole other can of worms.

Stay vigilant, reader. The Ominous Sequence won't save itself.