Nutty Stories

Welcome to the most absurd, the most preposterous, the most utterly nutty collection of tales ever conceived!

Here are a few nutty stories for your amusement:

• Squirrel Suit Nation - A land where squirrels wear the most dashing suits and ties, and humans just try to keep up.
• Burrito Monarchy - A world where the ruler is a giant burrito, and the people are just trying to survive the inevitable tortilla chip shortage.
• Robot Ranching - Where robots are raised for their meat, and the humans are just trying to figure out how to make them taste like chicken.