Obfuscation 101: Because Who Needs Clarity, Anyway?

Welcome to the course on making your code so confusing that even its own author can't understand it. In this series of lessons, we'll cover the art of obfuscation, where code is not just code, but a form of self-expression.

Our first lesson will cover the basics: Magic Variables: The Ultimate Code Hiding Tool

But that's not all. Next, we'll dive into the world of Obfuscated Logic Gates: Because Who Needs Boolean Anyway?

And for the really advanced students, we have Anti-Sematic SQL: The Art of Making Your Database Queries Do the Opposite

Don't worry, we won't leave you hanging. We'll cover it all, and leave you more confused than when you started.