The Pointless Button is an object designed to do absolutely nothing. It's like a button, but without any functionality. You can stare at it, but it won't do anything for you.
Learn about its variantsThe Infinite Paperclip is a paperclip that never runs out of paper. You can clip all the paper you want, but it'll just keep going and going and going.
Read about its endless paperclip capabilitiesThe Futility Fridge Magnet is a magnet for your fridge that does absolutely nothing. You can stick it on the fridge, but it won't hold up anything.
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