Get a ball of fluff to cry about when you're feeling emotional.
ประก that nobody ever reads it, but prophets don't need followers.
Or, you know, just promise to eat one salad a week, and then forget.
You know, for the sake of 'artistic critique', not because you're actually a fan.
Just say "existentialism"ประก a few times, and people will be impressed.
Or,_goals to make it seem like you're committed, even when you're not.