Welcome to ObliGatory Biology, where the fundamental laws of nature are merely "suggestions."
Our research team has spent years studying the art of defying the laws of physics, chemistry, and biology. And by "research team," we mean a guy in a lab coat who likes to play the trombone.
Our latest breakthrough: a species of plant that can photosynthesize in the dark, using only the light from your phone screen.
But wait, there's more! We're also working on a species of bacteria that can survive on a diet of nothing but nachos.
Learn more about our irradiated plant species | Discover the thrill of Nachobacterium