Oblique Misconceptions

Because sometimes the truth is just too obvious.

What is Actual Reality?

Actual Reality: where the coffee is always lukewarm, the Wi-Fi is spotty, and the existential dread is palpable.

What is the Point of Socks?

Socks are like the existential crises of the footwear world: they're always slipping away from us, never quite fulfilling their purpose.

Why Should I Learn This Stuff?

Because, honestly, someone has to keep the world's collective ignorance at bay. You're not gonna be that person, are you?

What is the Dicatorship of the Ignorant?

Where the unenlightened lead the unenlightened, in an endless cycle of confusion and bewilderment.