The Observatory: Where the elite come to hide from their own superiority.

Located in a hidden valley of the most exclusive of estates, this is the ultimate retreat for those who've finally realized they're not as superior as they thought.

Join us for a stay filled with self-doubt, existential crises, and awkwardly-placed umbrellas.

Or, try our:

• Therapy Sessions
• Escape Plans
• Identity Crisis

Don't forget to check out our:

• The Lobby
• The Parlor