Obtuse Antics

Where the art of uncertainty meets the science of confusion.

Our Mission

We are the Obtuse Antics, a society of individuals who have collectively decided that we're not really sure what we're doing with our lives. Our goal is to create a culture of confusion, where the only thing we're certain of is that we're not certain of anything else.

But hey, it's a living!

Our Methods

We employ a variety of techniques to achieve our goal of uncertainty, including:

1. Procrastination: We spend hours deciding what to do, and then do something else instead.

2. Distraction: We have an endless supply of cat videos and memes to keep us from focusing.

3. Nihilism: We're pretty sure that nothing matters, so we might as well just not bother.

Join Us

Are you tired of having a plan and a purpose? Do you enjoy feeling lost and uncertain? Then join us, and together we can create a world of confusion and uncertainty!

Just fill out this form and we'll send you a membership package with a complimentary copy of our best-selling guide to Uncertain Uncertainty.

Contact Us

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