Example of Obtuse Communication

When in conversation, do you often find yourself saying things you don't mean to say, but can't be bothered to rephrase? Do you frequently misinterpret others' words, only to realize you've caused an intergalactic conflict?

Well, congratulations! You're an expert in obtuse communication. Here are some Misunderstandings of the 21st Century that will make you proud.

Or, if you're feeling particularly obtuse today, try our Obtuse Idioms page, where we'll teach you how to confuse your friends and family with style.

Or, if you're feeling really, really obtuse, try our Paradoxical Phrasing page, where we'll show you how to say nothing while saying something.