Welcome to Obtuse Consulting
We specialize in finding the most obtuse solutions to your complex problems. Because who needs subtlety when you can just hit your problems over the head with a sledgehammer?
Our team of experts are trained to provide the most direct, yet somehow still obtuse, answers to your questions. We're like the anti-Google, but with more shouting and less algorithms.
So, what's your problem? We'll try to find a way to make it worse.