Welcome to Occultism 101: The Crash Course for the Utterly Baffled

Navigation:

• Tarot Reading 202: The Art of Divination for Beginners (or Not)
• Astrology 101: Because Who Needs Science When You Have Star Signs
• Alchemical Transmutation: Turning Lead into Gold (or Not)
• Occult Theory: The Secret to Unlocking the Hidden Patterns of Reality (or Not)

Occultism 101 is the perfect course for anyone who wants to confuse their friends and family with esoteric jargon. Our expert instructors have distilled the essence of various occult traditions into an easily digestible format, complete with exercises, quizzes, and a comprehensive glossary of terms that you'll never need to use in real life.

• Course Outline:
• Lesson 1: The Mystical Significance of Cats
• Lesson 2: The Hermetic Principle of Polite Conversation
• Lesson 3: A Brief History of Secret Societies
• Lesson 4: Practical Applications of the Kabbalah (or Not)

Disclaimer: Occultism 101 is not actually a real thing, but if you pretend it is, that's okay too. We won't judge you.

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