We're not your average accounting firm, but rather a group of mystics who've found a way to make the numbers add up to something more than just dollars and cents.
We specialize in the art of numerology, divination, and other esoteric practices that will make your financial woes seem like a mere trifle in the grand scheme of things.
Our team of experts (read: a group of wizards who've mastered the ancient art of Excel) will guide you through the labyrinthine world of tax returns, budgeting, and financial planning.
But be warned: our services come with a side of mysticism and a dash of madness. Don't say we didn't warn you.
For more information, visit our sister site: Mystic Budgeting
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our experimental division: Mad Scientist Division
Or, if you're just here for the free snacks, you can try our break room: Breakroom