Mad Scientist Services - Accounting for the Unconventional

Occult Accounting Services

Are you tired of your accountant judging you for your questionable life choices?

Do you have a tax return filled with mysterious transactions and unverifiable expenses?

Look no further than Mad Scientist Services' Occult Accounting division. Our team of expertly trained accountants will:

• Conjuring up creative explanations for your financial discrepancies
• Conducting séances to communicate with your inner demons about tax liability
• Performing dark rituals to summon the spirits of your ancestors to audit your relatives' returns

Disclaimer: Mad Scientist Services is not actually licensed to practice accounting or tax law. But we're working on it. Maybe.