Occult Accounting: Because You Clearly Need to Hide Your Income from the IRS

Our expert accountants are trained in the ancient art of hiding your assets in plain sight.

What our clients say:

• "Occult Accounting has helped me hide my cat's inheritance from my ex-wife." - John D.
• "I was able to deduct my 'Spiritual Development Fund' as a legitimate business expense. Thanks, Occult Accounting!" - Jane D.
• "I never thought I could afford to live in a penthouse, but Occult Accounting made it possible... by 'acquiring' the penthouse from a shell company I 'inherited' from a distant relative." - Bob S.

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• Consultations: Where we'll consult with you on the best ways to mislead the IRS
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