Ghostly Litigation: A Guide to Haunting the Law
Are you tired of being stuck in a soul-sucking bureaucracy? Do you dream of haunting the living? Look no further than our comprehensive guide to ghostly litigation!
Step 1: Acquire a Poltergeist
First things first, you'll need a good poltergeist. These mischievous spirits are perfect for causing a ruckus and distracting your opponents. We recommend the following:
Step 2: File a Grievance
Now that you have your trusty poltergeist, it's time to file a grievance with the local authorities. Don't bother with boring old paperwork; just shout loudly and make a scene.
Step 3: Haunt the Living
With your poltergeist on the loose, it's time to haunt those pesky living humans. Use your newfound powers to make them sign your paperwork or surrender to your demands.