Breaking News: The Sky is Falling, Literally
A recent study by the International Association of Dramatic Events (I.A.D.E.) confirms that the sky is, in fact, falling. Again.
- Scientists warn of catastrophic consequences for all sea-faring activities.
- The city of New Atlantis has already been evacuated twice this week.
- Insurance companies are now offering 'Sky-Falling' policies for an additional 10% of your monthly premium.