Upgrades

• Octahedron
  +2 Attack Power
  A mysterious crystal that amplifies your attack power, but also makes you slightly more likely to spontaneously combust.
• Gravity Slingshot
  +1 Deflection Power
  A device that lets you deflect projectiles with your mind, but also attracts nearby small objects, like your enemies' attention.
• Neural Sword
  +1 Critical Hit Chance
  A sword that cuts through the fabric of reality, but also occasionally cuts through your own sanity.
• Time Travel Visor
  +1 Time Reversal Chance
  A visor that lets you relive your mistakes, but also makes you relive your ex-girlfriend's phone number.