Arms Race: The Octo-Philosophical Conundrum

As the great cephalopod sage, Ophelia the Octopus, once said: "The pursuit of tentacle superiority is a never-ending cycle of suckers."

Subpages:

• The Unfathomable Consequences of Tentacle-Hoisting
• Tentacles of Deception: A History of Cephalopod Pranks
• The Cephalopod Arms Trade: A Tentacular Analysis

Stay tentacularly informed, and remember: In a world where tentacles are the new nuclear arms, who needs nuclear arms?