The 8 Octo-Principles of Uncertainty

1. The Principle of Uncertainty is Like, Totally Not Optional: Don't even get me started on the whole "rules" thing. In our world, the rules are made up as we go.

2. The Principle of Uncertainty is All About the Journey: We're not just talking about the destination, we're talking about the scenic route. The one where you get lost in the parking lot of life.

3. The Principle of Uncertainty is All About the Art of the Deal: Because who needs clarity when you can have drama and backroom deals?

prophets>4. The Principle of Uncertainty is Like, Totally Not a Vortex of Confusion: We're just spinning plates and hoping none of them break.

5. The Principle of Uncertainty is All About the Art of the Deal with a Side of Fries: Because who doesn't love a good deal with a side of fries?

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Sub-Principles of Uncertainty

Quantum Uncertainty: Where the odds are always against you.

Uncertainty Principle 2: Because sometimes you just gotta roll the dice.