Welcome to the Rotten Banana Empire of Odors of Summer!
We're a family-owned business that's been around for generations, specializing in the art of rotting bananas. Our unique approach to ripening involves leaving them out in the sun, where they're exposed to the harsh rays of the summer sun, resulting in a deliciously brown and mushy texture.
But we're not just any ordinary banana empire! Oh no, we have a twist! Our bananas have a special property that lets them change color depending on the temperature! It's like a built-in mood ring for your snack time.
Visit our Rotten Banana Tours to see our ripening process in action!
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our BananaCide Experiments where we push the boundaries of science and sanity by exposing our bananas to various forms of radiation!