Algorithmic Narcissism

Where the lines between code and ego blur.

Here, the most self-aggrandizing, pseudo-intellectual, and utterly absurd algorithms are presented with reckless abandon.

Explore the depths of our collective narcissism, and discover the most elegant, yet ridiculous, solutions to the world's problems.

Featured Algorithm

Parabolic Optimization

Witness the majestic, yet self-absorbed, Parabolic Optimization Algorithm, a masterpiece of over-engineering and unnecessary complication.

Subpages

• Over-Engineering
• Algoritmik Navel-Gazing