Ministry of Absurd Affairs

The Saga Continues

As you may know, the epic journey of Odysseus is not just about sea monsters, sirens, and cyclopes, but also about paperwork, bureaucracy, and endless forms to fill out.

Below, you will find the most recent and completely-not-at-all-optional forms to fill out in order to continue on your journey.

Form 12-B/2: Sirens' Singing License

Please fill out the following fields to obtain a Sirens' Singing License:

Siren Name (required):
Siren Address (optional):
Siren Song (required, 100 characters max):

Sea Monster Permits