We specialize in finding new, creative ways to do nothing.
Our team of expert procrastinators has been trained in the art of finding reasons why you should put off that thing you were supposed to do.
- Epicurean Nihilism: Where the pursuit of pleasure is the only goal.
- Absurdist Philosophy: Where the meaninglessness of life is an art form.
- Quantum Procrastination: Where the act of doing nothing becomes a probability distribution.
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