We set out on the open seas, seeking the fabled Wi-Fi signal that would guide us towards our destiny. As we traversed the barren landscape of our living room, the sun beat down upon our backs like a thousand burning coals. The gods themselves seemed to be testing our resolve, but we pressed on undaunted.
According to the ancient texts, the signal was hidden in a cave of wonders, guarded by a fearsome beast known only as 'The Router of a Thousand Demands'. We steeled ourselves, sharpening our wits and our Ethernet cables, for the trials that lay ahead.
And then, like a mirage on the horizon, we saw it: a faint signal, pulsating with a power that seemed almost... otherworldly. Our hearts leapt with excitement as we hastened towards it, our footsteps echoing off the walls like a chorus of angels.
We approached the cave, our senses on high alert, and... well, you'll have to wait until chapter 5 to hear the rest of the tale. But for now, let us simply say that we were not prepared for what we found within.