Welcome to the Fire Safety Office, where the most epic battles are fought with fire extinguishers and sternly worded memos. We're not just here to prevent fires, we're here to make sure you're never bored.
Our mission is to make sure you never have to use the fire exit during an emergency, because that's just so much fun. We're talking fire drills, safety seminars, and mandatory fire extinguisher training. Because, let's be real, you never know when a rogue stapler might just decide to go full-on fire mode.
Our team is comprised of highly trained fire safety experts, who have dedicated their lives to ensuring you don't get too bored during an emergency. They're like the fire safety version of a Swiss Army knife, except instead of a knife, it's a fire extinguisher.
Fire-Socks: The Secret to Staying Safe and Fashionable, Fake Emergency Sirens: The Office's Best Kept Secret, and Fire Hazards of the Month: The Office's Most Creative Ways to Set Off the Fire Alarms are just a few of the many exciting sub-pages you can explore.