Office Fire Safety Plan

Warning: This plan is not actually a real thing. Or is it?

In the event of an emergency, follow these completely serious steps:

Step 1: Panic!

Run around like your hair is on fire (but it's not, you're fine).

Continue to Step 2: Find a Window

Step 2: Find a Window

Not literally, you're not actually going to jump out the window. That would be bad.

Proceed to Step 3: The Stairwell of Desperation

Step 3: The Stairwell of Desperation

Take the stairs, but not too many. You don't want to overdo it.

Go to Step 4: The Elevator of Hope

Step 4: The Elevator of Hope

Press the button, but don't press too hard. You don't want to break it.

Reach the Final Step: The Exit of Glory

Step 5: The Exit of Glory

Where you'll find a nice, cool fire truck waiting just for you. Or not.

Bonus Step: The Return of the Hero

Step 6: The Return of the Hero

Where you'll be rewarded with a free donut and a hero cape.

Disclaimer: None of this actually happened.

Step 7: Disclaimer

This plan is completely made up. Don't sue us.

Thanks for playing, End of Plan

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