Warning: This plan is not actually a real thing. Or is it?
In the event of an emergency, follow these completely serious steps:
Run around like your hair is on fire (but it's not, you're fine).
Continue to Step 2: Find a Window
Not literally, you're not actually going to jump out the window. That would be bad.
Proceed to Step 3: The Stairwell of Desperation
Take the stairs, but not too many. You don't want to overdo it.
Go to Step 4: The Elevator of Hope
Press the button, but don't press too hard. You don't want to break it.
Reach the Final Step: The Exit of Glory
Where you'll find a nice, cool fire truck waiting just for you. Or not.
Bonus Step: The Return of the Hero
Where you'll be rewarded with a free donut and a hero cape.
Disclaimer: None of this actually happened.
This plan is completely made up. Don't sue us.
Thanks for playing, End of Plan