Office Fire Safety: Exit Strategies

Because you can't always count on the sprinklers.

Step 1: Stay Calm

Keep your wits about you, even in the face of impending doom.

Step 2: Find the Door

Avoiding windows, unless you're a cat, in which case, carry on.

Look for the nearest exit sign, or just run away from the fire.

Step 3: Run Like Hell

Don't stop to take your belongings, or your dignity.

Just get out, get down, and get away.

Step 4: Assemble at the Rally Point

Where the boss is, no doubt, already.

Account for all, and then account for more.

Step 5: Wait for Further Instructions

Because, let's face it, you're not going anywhere.

Just stand around and look worried, like a good little employee.

Step 6: Call the Fire Department

When the fire is gone, and all is well.