Step 1: Stay Calm
Keep your wits about you, even in the face of impending doom.
Step 2: Find the Door
Avoiding windows, unless you're a cat, in which case, carry on.
Look for the nearest exit sign, or just run away from the fire.
Because you can't always count on the sprinklers.
Keep your wits about you, even in the face of impending doom.
Avoiding windows, unless you're a cat, in which case, carry on.
Look for the nearest exit sign, or just run away from the fire.
Don't stop to take your belongings, or your dignity.
Just get out, get down, and get away.
Where the boss is, no doubt, already.
Account for all, and then account for more.
Because, let's face it, you're not going anywhere.
Just stand around and look worried, like a good little employee.
When the fire is gone, and all is well.