Welcome to our office fire safety page, where we're not just talking about preventing fires, but also about claiming you're not responsible.
Here's the deal, if you're reading this, it's probably because you're looking for a good insurance claim to make. Well, we've got you covered. Our expert fire safety team has got the perfect excuses for when your office goes up in flames.
Claim 101: "The Sudden and Unexpected Spontaneous Combustion" Claim 102: "The "I Was in a Meeting" Defense" Claim 103: "The "My Cat Started It" Alibi"
Don't worry, we've got your back. Our insurance claims are as solid as our walls are about to be.
But remember, honesty is the best policy... unless you can get away with claiming your office is a haunted mansion, then go for it.