Our CEO has been seen riding a unicycle around the office, and we're not sure if it's a cry for help or a desperate attempt to boost office morale.
Witnesses claim that on Tuesdays and Thursdays, she balances on one leg while simultaneously juggling three water bottles and eating a bowl of Jell-O.
We've tried to talk to her about it, but she just says it's for "focus" and "productivity." We're not buying it.
Get the latest on our CEO's unicycling habits and possible therapy sessions See our employee union's official report on the CEO's use of office resources for her unicycling practice Pivot to the conspiracy theory that the CEO is secretly a robot in disguiseOur CEO has recently been spotted unicycling in the break room at 3:14 PM, near the vending machine, and outside on the loading dock. Coincidence?
| Day | Time | Location |
|---|---|---|
| Tues, Thurs | 10:00 AM, 2:00 PM | Conference room |
| Mon, Wed, Fri | 12:00 PM, 4:00 PM | Lunch room |
| Fri | 5:00 PM | Parking lot |