TODAY'S TOPIC: WHO ATE THE LAST DONUT

As you may have noticed, the break room has been eerily quiet today. The usually bustling space where we all congregate to fuel up on caffeine and sugary snacks is now a desolate wasteland, devoid of all pastries.

But fear not, dear colleagues, for we have uncovered evidence of the culprit. Behold!

A photo of a half-eaten donut with a bite taken out of it

CULPRIT #1: JIM

Last seen with a telltale glaze on his shirt
Known to frequent the break room with suspiciously regularity
Has a history of "accidentally" eating entire boxes of donuts in one sitting

But that's not all, folks! We have reason to believe that Jim may not be acting alone...

CULPRIT #2: THE CEO

Has been seen sneaking into the break room at ungodly hours of the night
Is known to have a weakness for the sweet stuff
Has a suspiciously large collection of "executive stress relievers"

We'll be keeping a close eye on both Jim and the CEO, and we'll get to the bottom of this donut heist. In the meantime, if anyone needs me, I'll be over here, trying to willpower myself away from the vending machine...

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