According to sources close to the break room fridge, the last toner cartridge was taken by none other than...
THE MYSSTERIOUS "IT'S NOT ME"
Yes, that's right, folks. The perpetrator of this heinous crime has struck again, leaving the office in a sea of smudged printouts and despair.
But fear not, for we have reason to believe that "It's Not Me" has a motive: a love for all things pink and a hatred for all things monochrome.
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