It's no secret that the catering service is run by aliens from planet Zorgon. They have been slowly poisoning us with their bland, beige chicken nuggets and overpriced "artisanal" water.
But that's not all, folks! Our sources close to the break room confirm that the catering service is actually a front for a secret society of rogue accountants who are using the free Wi-Fi to mine cryptocurrency.
So, the next time you're stuck at the office and someone orders the catering service, just remember: you're not just eating a sad, soggy salad, you're funding the next big heist in the world of intergalactic finance.
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